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Hey Giblets. There won't an episode today due to Internet issues. We may try to record an episode later this week, but if not, you can look forward to the first live show next weekend.

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Guardians of the Galaxy

The hit blockbuster movie of the summer has finally been watched and reviewed by Structured Gibberish!

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Phenomenal Cosmic Power

Pat and Brian discuss Beta Ray Bill in Guardians of the Galaxy. Brian reviews a new Transformer and implores Hasbro to cut Michael Bay loose. Brian also delivers a spoiler -free review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014). Pat discusses the rising costs of collecting. Farewell, Robin Williams.

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We have been talking about doing a live show for quite a while now. We're bored, so we think the time may be right.

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Not 100% a Dick

It’s the week after San Diego Comic-Con, so naturally there’s nothing to talk about. Pat and Brian have some movie news regarding Ghostbusters, Fantastic Four, and Katee Sackhoff. Bruce Campbell is returning to television, so that’s cool. Finally, enjoy some toy news including Godzilla, Angry Birds and Transformers. Longmire.

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The Dimension of Imagination

This episode focuses on San Diego Comic-Con 2014. Primarily, Pat and Brian react to the many Batman v. Superman reveals, and a myriad of toy reveals including Masters of the Universe Classics, Batman, Marvel Legends, Twilight Zone, Lego Green Lantern, Captain Action, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Incidentally, we're considering doing a live streaming episode. If anyone has any thoughts or feedback, please send it our way. More details are at the end of the episode.

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Two-for-One Sale, Pal

Brian is excited for Canada’s largest Transformers convention coming to America! Hasbro will let you 3D-print My Little Ponies through Shapeways. Pat and Brian don’t want to spoil Guardians of the Galaxy, but they posted some extended clips anyway. What movies will Marvel and DC announce at SDCC? Why are Gotham characters changing their names? How cool are these Superman figures? Cool.

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Kids, Don't Play with Too Many Knives

This episode is very nostalgic. Pat and Brian share stories of when their daughters were young(er). Then, in honor of Homestar Runner’s inevitable return, the guys recall the best of the Strong Bad Emails. After all of that, Pat fills you in on some cool retro action figure news.

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